Wine pr0n.
Most shower heads release about two and a half gallons of water per minute. I usually take about ten minutes, you know, depending on whether or not I condition my mane, which is in the preliminary stages of ‘fro greatness. I’m doing this because that shit’s impressive. Especially when I’m tasting wine, and people want to ask me stupid questions like, “How old are you?” and “So you’re a blogger, eh?” Look, bro, I’m just here to get a swig of this Masi right here, and, uh, just gimme a pour of the ’04, please!
